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Biden Pushing for Inaugural Moon Bounce

So far, there has been no ruling by the committee regarding Biden’s request.

Bush Joins Obama Team as White House Handyman

President-elect Barack Obama announced today that President Bush will continue to work in the White House after Mr. Obama’s inauguration on January 20th – Mr. Bush will take over as White House Handyman.

Obama Asking Himself Who Would Be The Most Hilarious CIA Director

“I want someone really funny, just side-splitting hilarity,” Obama said, as he jotted notes during lunch, before a meeting with top members of his transition team.

Smart Man Elected Somehow

Jeremy Montross, a stupid person from Michigan, was disappointed with the outcome of the election.

Is Obama Really Visiting His Sick Grandmother? – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

In this excerpt from Wednesday’s show, The Mack Truck investigates the real reason Barack Obama plans to leave the campaign trail.

Biden Quits Race Because He Can’t See Russia From Delaware

Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden made a stunning announcement during a campaign stop today that he is leaving the race, effective immediately.

Sarah Palin Ain’t No Pig in Lipstick – The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show

The Mack Truck talks about Barack Obama’s recent “lipstick on a pig” remark. Transcript follows the jump.

How McCain Should Respond to Obama Speech – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

The Mack Truck discusses the final night of the Democratic National Convention, and what John McCain’s response should be to Barack Obama’s speech.

Oh, I’m Sorry, Mr. Obama, I Didn’t Realize You Were Running For President of Germany

The Mack Truck takes a break from his radio show to pen an opinion piece on Obama’s recent overseas trip.

Obama Admits He Loves to Appease in His Spare Time

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama admitted today that “in my spare time, I love to appease.”