Bush Leaves Country ‘Awesome’ Mix Tape
In his final act as president, George W. Bush presented the American people with what he called an “awesome” mix tape.
Bush Joins Obama Team as White House Handyman
President-elect Barack Obama announced today that President Bush will continue to work in the White House after Mr. Obama’s inauguration on January 20th – Mr. Bush will take over as White House Handyman.
Bush Asks to Be Graded on a Curve
President Bush addressed the nation tonight to ask that history, and the American people, judge him “on a curve, to make things fair.”
Bush Won’t Come Out of Cardboard Box Fort [White House Press Briefing]
In this audio excerpt from NPNR, Interim White House Press Secretary Josh Upland takes questions regarding a news story which said that President Bush is refusing to come out of a fort he constructed out of cardboard boxes.
Bush Asks Obama if He Can Keep “Some of the Really Good Pens”
President Bush reportedly called President-elect Barack Obama today to ask if he would mind if Mr. Bush took “some of the really good pens – the nice, heavy ones, with the White House seal.”
Bush Unlikely to Get White House Security Deposit Back
President Bush said he was “very disappointed” to learn that he will likely not be receiving any of the $3,000 security deposit he put down when he took over the White House in January of 2001.
Bush to Nation: You Will All Be Poor by Friday
President Bush addressed the nation to tell the American people, “You will all be poor by Friday, Monday at the latest.”
Bush Asks NASA Engineers to Transport Him Back to 2002
President Bush asked the top NASA administrator if his team of engineers could “get me back to 2002, like maybe January.”
Bush Finally Reads Job Description
President Bush said he was “shocked” by the expectations of a United States president as outlined in the position’s job description.
Bush Tries to Shore Up Legacy by Performing Piccolo Concerts
This new tactic was first unveiled Wednesday, during a meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
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