Bush Wakes From ‘Crazy Dream’ Where He Was President For Seven and a Half Years
“It was so weird,” Mr. Bush said during an interview with a German newspaper, to be published next week.
Report: Administration Misled in Run-up to Lying
A Senate panel’s report says the Bush administration misled Americans in the run-up to the lying to Americans that took place shortly thereafter.
Bush Vows to Finish ‘She’s Come Undone’ by End of Term
President Bush vowed today to finish the Wally Lamb novel “She’s Come Undone” by the time he leaves office in January, 2009.
Thousands Offer to Return Stimulus Checks if Bush Will Leave Office Early
Bush, whose approval rating is the lowest in modern history, rejected the proposal during a brief exchange with reporters later in the day.
Barney Regularly Consulted on Foreign Policy Matters
Newly-released documents reveal that Barney, one of President Bush’s two dogs, has been regularly consulted on issues of foreign policy and international relations.
Bush Offers Nation Change from Floor of Car
President Bush said today that the nation could have the 52 cents he found on the floor of one of several armored limousines used for presidential travel.
Bush Calls for Creation of New Greenhouse Gases
President Bush proposed $3.2 billion in emergency supplemental funds to go towards the creation of new, more sustainable greenhouse gases.
Bush Asks History to Preemptively Pardon Him
President Bush made a public plea today for History to preemptively pardon him from any negative judgments that might be leveled against him in the future.
Bush Urges Nation to Wait for Rich Uncle to Call and Offer Large Cash Gift
Hoping to defend himself against criticism that his administration hasn’t done enough to help average Americans who are struggling financially, President Bush met with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and several other economic advisers at the White House today.
Study Finds Lifelong Link Between Bush, Flawed Intelligence
A Pentagon-sponsored study to be released Friday has found that President Bush has relied on deeply flawed intelligence since his birth.
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