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Cheney: Yoga Has Changed My Life

Vice President Dick Cheney said today that practicing yoga has changed his life, given him, “a new perspective,” and calmed him down.

Cheney Eats Constitution

Vice President Dick Cheney said he needed something to cleanse his pallet after a particularly heavy first course, so he grabbed the United States Constitution and devoured it.

Cheney Injures Larynx Laughing Diabolically

Vice President Dick Cheney was treated for injuries to his larynx and stomach muscles after laughing diabolically at President Bush’s proposed budget and the response to it.