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Democrappic Convention Night Two – Clinton’s Speech – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

In this excerpt from Wednesday’s show, the Mack Truck talks about Hillary Clinton’s speech during the second night of the Democratic National Convention.

Clinton Will Accept VP Spot If She Can Be President Most of the Time

“If you use the ClintonTron to add the popular vote, as we did, I won more of the popular vote, as we’ve said over and over again,” Clinton said.

Clinton: You’ll Have to Kill Me

Presidential Hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton erased any doubts about whether she would stay in the race for the Democratic nomination as long as she possibly can.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show – Socialized Medicine

In this excerpt from the May 5th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, the Truck talks about the Clinton and/or Obama health care plans, and how at heart they boil down to socialism.

Hi! I’m Just Like You, Except I’m a Millionaire, a Senator and an ex-First Lady, and You’re None of Those Things

By Hillary Rodham Clinton

Clinton Campaign Unveils New Strategy For Counting Pledged Delegates

The Clinton campaign announced a new, unorthodox system for counting pledged delegates.

Clinton: I’ll Kill Bin Laden With My Bare Hands

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton told supporters, “You mess with President Hillary Clinton, you get strangled to death and your blood sucked out of a hole where your face used to be.”

Clinton Ahead, If You Count Delegates Pledged in Her Mind

Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton told a crowd of supporters that she is in fact ahead in pledged delegates “if you count the ones that are pledged in my mind.”

Clinton Points Up Fighter Pilot Experience

Hillary Clinton said she is better equipped than rival Barack Obama to lead the country, in part because of her experience as a fighter pilot who participated in the NATO air strikes against Bosnian Serb military targets in 1995.

Clinton Challenges Obama to Cage Match

Hillary Clinton’s campaign released a statement challenging rival Barack Obama to a televised steel-cage wrestling match.