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Rice Traded to France for a Functionary To Be Named Later

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was traded to France today for a functionary to be named later and several bureaucratic draft picks.

Rice Searches Between Seat Cushions for Integrity

Asked when she remembered having her integrity last, Rice said she can clearly remember having it when she left the house March 20, 2003.