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U.S. Test-Fires Long-Range Rhetoric

At approximately 1:13 a.m. EDT, The United States test-fired a package of long-range rhetoric which could potentially reach North Korea, the Defense Department announced today.

Navy Shoots Down Errant Butterfly

Military officials said today that the United States Navy’s shootdown of an errant butterfly was a “complete success.”