U.S. Sets Record for Most Muslim Countries Invaded Simultaneously
President Obama said the United States is “extremely proud” of setting the new record for most Muslim countries being invaded at one time by a single nation or fighting force.
Karzai Replaced with Actual Puppet
Afghan President Hamid Karzai was forcibly removed from office early Wednesday morning in an apparent coup. Sammy, a puppet made of a large green and black sock with glued-on googly eyes, was introduced as the new president.
Experts: Giant Death Ray Likely Not Meant for Research
Though Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad insists that the Giant Death Ray found to be under construction in an underground lab in an undisclosed location in the Syrian desert is meant only for research and telecommunications, experts say its purpose is much more nefarious: it means to cause death to as many people as possible.
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