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Bill That Would Result in Death of Majority of Americans Falls Three Votes Short in Senate

The bill was defeated in a 52-48 vote. It would have disallowed every American except the top two percent of earners from seeking access to oxygen.

Hackers Break into Congressional Computer System, Balance Budget

No one has yet taken responsibility for the attack, which resulted in what many economists are hailing as a “sensible, balanced budget,” with no other apparent damage to government computers or data.

Democrats Promise Not to Make Noise While Republicans Are Working

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today that Democrats in the Senate will do their best from now on not to “make any noise or otherwise disturb hardworking Senate Republicans.”

New FISA Bill Grants Cheney Unlimited Use of Your Cell Phone

President Bush said the bill’s passage is urgently needed to protect the nation from another terrorist attack.

New DOJ Memo Gives Bush Authority to Torture Harry Reid

A legal memo written by the Acting Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel at the Department of Justice, appears to grant President Bush authority to torture Senate majority leader Harry Reid in several ways.

Harry Reid Arrested for Flashing His Stimulus Package

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) was arrested and detained briefly for allegedly opening his coat and showing other senators and members of Congress his economic stimulus package.