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Congressman Voting His Conscience, or Whatever That’s Called

Representative Jason Armon, Democrat of Virginia, announced Saturday he is changing his vote on health care reform legislation from ‘no’ to ‘yes.’

Death Panel Rules Palin be Tweeted to Death

A death panel convened by the Obama Administration to judge which Americans are allowed to live or die has ruled that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin must be tweeted, or twittered, to death.

Tea Partiers Mistakenly Kill Man Named Bill

Shouts of “Kill the bill” led to the shooting death of a man named Bill, outside the Capitol Building Saturday during an anti-health care reform protest.

Illegal Immigrants Not Entitled to Health

Lawmakers in Congress may disagree on many aspects of health care reform legislation, but they agree on one thing: illegal immigrants don’t deserve health care legislation, because they don’t deserve health.

Insurance Industry Executives Negotiate Health Care Bill While Senate Is On Vacation

Executives from the health insurance industry are negotiating health care legislation in place of vacationing senators, specifically taking up the work of the Senate Finance Committee, according to people with knowledge of the ongoing meetings and members of the committee.

Health Care Legislation: Is It Going to Choke You to Death?

From NPN, a report on the health care legislation currently being debated by Congress. Are the bills really out to choke you to death? A Republican senator says yes.