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Report: Administration Misled in Run-up to Lying

A Senate panel’s report says the Bush administration misled Americans in the run-up to the lying to Americans that took place shortly thereafter.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show – McCain and Oil

An excerpt from the May 4th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, in which the Mack Truck discusses the uproar over recent comments made by Senator John McCain.

McCain Vows to Defeat Nazis and Japanese in Iraq

McCain only furthered suspicion that he might not be as certain of the realities of the ethnic and religious divisions within Iraq and the greater Middle East.

Moveon.org Kills 17 U.S. Troops

“We hate the soldiers, and freedom, and the American way of life,” a statement released by Moveon.org said.

President Attempts to Distract Country With Puppet Show

“My fellow Americans, tonight I bring you good news,” Bush said. He then reached under his desk and pulled out two puppets, one red, one blue.

Top General: I Don’t Know About the Troops, But The Surge in My Pants is Working Like Gangbusters

A top U.S. General in Iraq testified that he does know for a fact that the surge occurring in his pants is achieving its desired results, and then some.

Boring Current Wars Hindering Ability to Fight Exciting New Ones

Because the U.S. military is engaged in wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq, it may not be able to quickly win the new wars the Bush administration plans to start, according to a report given to Congress by Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Bush to Increase Money for War Dead, War Dead

According to experts, the $12420 gratuity payment was enough to take one child to the dentist twice.

Administration Confidence in Awe, Shock Still High

The Bush administration isn’t ready to give up on the nouns “awe” and “shock,” even while admitting the words have not lived up to initial administration expectations.