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Hackers Break into Congressional Computer System, Balance Budget

No one has yet taken responsibility for the attack, which resulted in what many economists are hailing as a “sensible, balanced budget,” with no other apparent damage to government computers or data.

Obama’s Afghanistan Troop Decision – NPN

Sheila Magnanimous and NP News ask the tough questions. This week, it’s whether President Obama is taking too long to decide on Afghanistan troop levels. Joining Sheila is House Minority Leader John Boehner of Ohio.

Miscommunicated Talking Points Cause Republicans to Condemn ‘Hairless Spending’

In what is assumed to be a miscommunication in the relaying of the day’s talking points, several prominent Republicans condemned what they referred to as “hairless spending” proposed by President Obama.

Republicans Propose ‘Infiniti Stimulus Package’ for the Already Wealthy

Unlike the Democrat-backed bill, the Republican stimulus package would be ultra-exclusive, amounting to $800 billion divided evenly among 20 rich white men.

Republicans Warn of Giant Government Attacking Populace with Contraceptives

House Republicans today warned the people of Washington, D.C. that they are at risk of attack from “a gigantic government wielding several types of contraceptives.”

Congress Pledges Swift, Meaningless Action

Democratic and Republican members of Congress pledged to battle the growing economic crisis facing the country with swift, meaningless action.