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Bill That Would Result in Death of Majority of Americans Falls Three Votes Short in Senate

The bill was defeated in a 52-48 vote. It would have disallowed every American except the top two percent of earners from seeking access to oxygen.

Democrats, Republicans Confident They Can Get Something Awful to the President Soon

Showing true bipartisan spirit, Democrats and Republicans from both the House and the Senate say they’re ratcheting up a joint effort to deliver to President Barack Obama “some terrible, God-awful legislation” in a timely manner.

GOP Bill Would Eliminate Middle Class Income Tax by Eliminating Middle Class Income

Senate Republicans introduced a bill today that would simultaneously eliminate the income tax and the income for the so-called ‘middle class.’

Democrats Promise Not to Make Noise While Republicans Are Working

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today that Democrats in the Senate will do their best from now on not to “make any noise or otherwise disturb hardworking Senate Republicans.”