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[Audio] Paulson Suggests Allocating $35 Billion of Rescue Funds To Henry Paulson

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports on Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson’s testimony before the House Financial Services Committee, in which he suggested Congress approve the issuing of a Treasury check in the amount of $35 billion to Henry M. Paulson, Jr.

[Audio] Senator: I’m Fairly Certain I Didn’t Hack That Girl to Pieces

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports that Senator Casey Dudd of Kansas is facing increased scrutiny over his involvement in the gruesome murder of his female aide of seven years.

[Audio] Americans Hoping to Be Cynical Again Soon

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports on the desire of many Americans to return to familiar attitudes of negativity and cynicism towards their government.

[Audio] Top General Not Sure About Troops, But Surge in His Pants Working Like Gangbusters

General Howard B. Shannahan testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that he knows for sure that the surge in his pants is achieving the desired results, and then some.

Clinton Campaign Unveils New Strategy For Counting Pledged Delegates

The Clinton campaign announced a new, unorthodox system for counting pledged delegates.

Audio: Pope Benedict XVI Strikes Out 9, Walks 2 in Yankee Stadium Debut

After the game, the Pope told the crowd that he realized early on that he might not have his best stuff.