Obama Names Larry Brillstein Secretary of Panic
President Obama announced his appointment of Larry Brillstein as Secretary of Panic at the White House Thursday afternoon.
Obama Asks Biden How $10 Million for Skittles Got Into Budget
President Barack Obama asked Vice President Joe Biden what he knew about how a provision allocating $10 million to the purchase of Skittles, a popular candy, made its way into Mr. Obama’s proposed budget.
Obama Considers Selling Biden to Japan for Cash and Goods
President Barack Obama is reportedly considering a plan to sell Vice President Joe Biden to Japan for an undisclosed amount of cash and goods.
Bush Joins Obama Team as White House Handyman
President-elect Barack Obama announced today that President Bush will continue to work in the White House after Mr. Obama’s inauguration on January 20th – Mr. Bush will take over as White House Handyman.
Obama Asking Himself Who Would Be The Most Hilarious CIA Director
“I want someone really funny, just side-splitting hilarity,” Obama said, as he jotted notes during lunch, before a meeting with top members of his transition team.
Cheney Asks if He Can Be Secretary of Evil
Vice President Dick Cheney asked Vice President-elect Joe Biden of Delaware about the possibility of serving in the Obama administration as Secretary of Evil.
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