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Obama vs. Kiefer Sutherland – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

The Mack Truck discusses the differences between President-elect Obama and Kiefer Sutherland. It’s an excerpt from The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show.

Biden Pushing for Inaugural Moon Bounce

So far, there has been no ruling by the committee regarding Biden’s request.

Obama Asking Himself Who Would Be The Most Hilarious CIA Director

“I want someone really funny, just side-splitting hilarity,” Obama said, as he jotted notes during lunch, before a meeting with top members of his transition team.

Cheney Refuses to Set Timetable for Withdrawal from White House

Vice President Dick Cheney said he will refuse any attempt to impose “unwise, politically-motivated timelines” for the Bush administration’s withdrawal from the White House.

Election Reaction – The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show

The Mack Truck tells a caller he’s not upset about the outcome of the election. But is he telling the truth? A transcript is below the video.

[Audio] Americans Hoping to Be Cynical Again Soon

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports on the desire of many Americans to return to familiar attitudes of negativity and cynicism towards their government.

Cheney Vows to Remain in Secret White House Cave-Chamber Throughout Obama’s Tenure

Vice President Dick Cheney said today that he has no plans to leave his secret chamber, located somewhere within or near the White House, once Barack Obama begins his term as U.S. President in late January.

Bush Asks Obama if He Can Keep “Some of the Really Good Pens”

President Bush reportedly called President-elect Barack Obama today to ask if he would mind if Mr. Bush took “some of the really good pens – the nice, heavy ones, with the White House seal.”

Smart Man Elected Somehow

Jeremy Montross, a stupid person from Michigan, was disappointed with the outcome of the election.

McCain Buys 3 Seconds of Air Time on Food Network

The campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain announced today that it had purchased three seconds of air time on the Food Network, during which time it will air an ad for the senator’s campaign.