Opinion

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Looks Like You’ve Stepped in the Merde Now, Mr. President

You know it’s bad when even the French guy is giving you flack.

What This Economy Needs is to Win the Lottery

by Rep. Chip Daniels (D-MD)

My Mother and Father Must Start Lending Again

This parent-child economy only works if there is lending from the parent to the child.

Between You and Me, Scalia and Thomas Are Fat Assholes

By Samuel A. Alito, Jr.

Al Qaeda Would Love Your E-mails to Remain Private

by Michael B. Mukasey

Trust Me, You Don’t Want Me Reaching Across the Aisle

by Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

I Want To See More Women At The Polls, Preferably Without Clothing

by Bill Clinton