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Al Qaeda Begins Fall Fund Drive

Osama bin Laden’s notorious terrorist group Al Qaeda has begun its Fall Fund Drive, according to an audio message released by the group’s deputy, Ayman al-Zawahri, Tuesday. The Fund Drive typically includes round-the-clock audio programming where Al Qaeda members entreat listeners for donations to help maintain operations.

Bin Laden Tweets 140-Character Fatwa

The fatwa was issued using the social networking tool Twitter, and therefore was only 140 characters long, which is the maximum allowed in a Twitter post, or “tweet.”

Clinton: I’ll Kill Bin Laden With My Bare Hands

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton told supporters, “You mess with President Hillary Clinton, you get strangled to death and your blood sucked out of a hole where your face used to be.”

Bin Laden: You Will Pay for The Terrible ‘Garfield’ from Last Monday

In a purported Osama Bin Laden audio message, the Al Qaeda leader vows to enact revenge upon the West for publication of a “horribly unfunny and unoriginal” Garfield comic strip from Monday, March 10.

U.S. to Stay on Offense Against Terror Until War is Won, or Until It Gets Very Tired

President Bush said today that the United States will stay “on the offensive against the terrorists and terror networks across the globe, right up until it gets really exhausting for us. Then, we’ll give it a rest.”