Unmanned Drone Put in Charge of War in Afghanistan
The Defense Department announced Friday that one of its many Predator drones will take over command of U.S. forces in Afghanistan, effective immediately.
U.S. Test-Fires Long-Range Rhetoric
At approximately 1:13 a.m. EDT, The United States test-fired a package of long-range rhetoric which could potentially reach North Korea, the Defense Department announced today.
Obama Fails to Keep Country Safe From Dick Cheney
“I have to look at it honestly and objectively, and when I do that, I see that I haven’t done the job,” the president said.
Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey – Obama, Appeasement and Iran
The Mack Truck discusses Barack Obama’s stated intention to negotiate with Iran. It’s an excerpt from the May 19th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show.
Barney Regularly Consulted on Foreign Policy Matters
Newly-released documents reveal that Barney, one of President Bush’s two dogs, has been regularly consulted on issues of foreign policy and international relations.
Cheney Embarks on Target-Finding Mission
Vice President Cheney began his tour of potential bombing targets in Montreal today.
Navy Shoots Down Errant Butterfly
Military officials said today that the United States Navy’s shootdown of an errant butterfly was a “complete success.”
Ahmadinejad Demands U.S. Give Him Moist Piece of Cake
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demanded in a speech today that he receive, from the United States, “The most moist piece of cake that there is.”
White House: We Don’t Torture, Unless by Torture You Mean Drowning, Beating to Death with Sticks or Suffocation
White House Press Secretary Dana Perino reiterated her assertion today that the United States does not torture detainees in its custody.
Bush, Putin Make Out, Fight, Make Out
The two world leaders broke up and made up no less than ten times during Bush’s visit, volleying from hate to love, from passion to cold neglect.
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