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Boring Current Wars Hindering Ability to Fight Exciting New Ones

Because the U.S. military is engaged in wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq, it may not be able to quickly win the new wars the Bush administration plans to start, according to a report given to Congress by Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Bush: Killing Some Chinese Would Lower Gas Prices

President Bush made what many see as a radical proposal this weekend to curb rising oil prices, suggesting that the United States and other nations use their military to halve the Chinese population, thereby considerably reducing demand for oil.

Bush to Save World, Drill It For Oil

The U.S. Senate voted 51-49 to approve oil drilling in an Alaskan wildlife refuge.

President Still Best at “Pick an Awful Nominee”

President Bush’s streak of picking nominees with precisely the opposite qualifications than what are needed for their respective posts is alive and well.

Bush Will Pay French to Stop Calling Him ‘Le Ass’

President Bush is hopeful his European trip will help people here in France hate him less.

Bush to Increase Money for War Dead, War Dead

According to experts, the $12420 gratuity payment was enough to take one child to the dentist twice.