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Dow Jones Industrial Average Means Everything to Unemployed Man

“If the Dow moves up, I get very happy, very content,” Daniel said. “It’s as if I don’t have any problems anymore.”

Wall Street Posts Strong Gains on Knowledge it Can Do Whatever the Fuck it Wants

The Dow Jones Industrial Average soared above 10,000 again Tuesday, chiefly on the strength of a report that Wall Street executives can do “basically anything they fucking want, whenever they fucking want.”