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Gonzales Urges Local Subway to Implement Enhanced Sandwich-Making Techniques

Gonzales said the techniques would “greatly increase the rate and success of sandwich-making.”

Study Finds Lifelong Link Between Bush, Flawed Intelligence

A Pentagon-sponsored study to be released Friday has found that President Bush has relied on deeply flawed intelligence since his birth.

U.S. to Stay on Offense Against Terror Until War is Won, or Until It Gets Very Tired

President Bush said today that the United States will stay “on the offensive against the terrorists and terror networks across the globe, right up until it gets really exhausting for us. Then, we’ll give it a rest.”