If you ask them “do you know what time it is?”, their answer invariably is “yes”. Then you ask them, “well then, can you tell me what time it is”, and they of course again answer…”yes”. They aren’t able to get a whole lot deeper than that…sadly.

All this to say, dude, this is a P A R O D Y site. Like…irony…spoof…exposing right wing insanity for what it is, by pretending to be a wing-nut, but you really aren’t, because you’re a creative, talented, and informed political satirist. You really outta get out of that box a little more often dude.

NOW…if you are actually a parody genius too, and I took your rant too literally and you in fact do get it, and are an 11 dimensional chess master playing an “anti-role” just as Henry does, then I’m the fool and maybe I need to break out of my box a little more often too. If that’s the case…my bad…never mind…you got me good! If not, I recommend that you become familiar with a handy little tool called a “box cutter”.