Election Reaction – The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show
November 11, 2008
The Mack Truck tells a caller he’s not upset about the outcome of the election. But is he telling the truth? A transcript is below the video.
HENRY: Yes, this is the Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Welcome aboard.
Had a little break there. Short hiatus after the election.
Don’t worry. Nothing’s wrong. Nothing’s wrong here. I wasn’t losing my mind or anything like that. I didn’t have a “breakdown,” or whatever the liberal elites on the coasts call it.
I’m not angry at all. Really okay, fine.
First caller is Dave from Silver Lake. Dave, go ahead. You’re on with The Mack Truck.
CALLER: Yeah, I just want to say, I voted for Obama, and–
HENRY: Wait, you–Dave, you voted for Obama?
Dave, just give me one reason–Just give me one reason why you voted for Obama.
CALLER: I thought he had a better grasp on the economy, and–
HENRY: Oh, yeah. “Better grasp on the economy.” Yeah, yeah. That’s a good theory. Let me tell you something, Dave. Voting for Obama, you know what that is? That’s Country Third. Voting for McCain, Country First. Voting for Obama, Country Third.
CALLER: Oh, is that so?
HENRY: Yeah, it is. Voting for Obama puts the country behind Socialism, Marxism, and spreading the wealth around.
CALLER: Well, that would be country fourth. So you don’t even know what you’re talking about.
HENRY: Oh, I don’t know what I’m talking about? Let me tell you what I’m talking about, Dave, okay? We could have had a beautiful Alaskan princess in the White House! She could have been Vice President! She would have been on TV every day! I could have seen her every day. And everyone wants change, change, change. Kick, ball, change. All over the place, blah, blah, change, change. You know what’s change? A hot, Alaskan, moose hunting mama in the White House. That’s change I can believe in!
CALLER: I thought you weren’t angry.
HENRY: I’m upset! It’s different!
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Henry, don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m a psychotherapist and I’m a little worried about you lately. You see, you may be acting out on the subconscious level here, such that you aren’t precisely in the best control of your emotional reactions. Men tend to have a little difficulty labeling their emotions accurately. The caller nailed you for being angry, but you could only cop to being upset. You know…it really pisses me off when people can’t frickin admit that they have a damn anger problem. What is it with this screwed up dumbed down society of walking robotic manical jerk offs anyway? I’d like to beat the crap out of…er I mean people ought to be more like me, a guy who is calm and doesn’t get so easily worked up and get angry about such petty stupid crap…I mean keep their cool like us therapists who never get their feathers ruffled and can own their own feelings and be nice all the time, you know, like me. Dr. Ambien
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