The BP Oil Spill as seen from above

Atlantic Ocean Prices Rise to $2.79 per Gallon

With oil from a blast-damaged rig continuing to flow into the Gulf of Mexico, the price of a gallon of the Atlantic Ocean’s water rose 5.4 cents Friday, reaching a record high $2.79. It was the largest single-day increase in nearly 27 years.

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Dow Jones Industrial Average Means Everything to Unemployed Man

“If the Dow moves up, I get very happy, very content,” Daniel said. “It’s as if I don’t have any problems anymore.”

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Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die

A Democratic House member has made his amendment even more restrictive.

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Congressman Voting His Conscience, or Whatever That’s Called

Representative Jason Armon, Democrat of Virginia, announced Saturday he is changing his vote on health care reform legislation from ‘no’ to ‘yes.’

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Atlantic Ocean Prices Rise to $2.79 per Gallon

Unmanned Drone Put in Charge of War in Afghanistan

Terrorist Smuggles Entire al-Qaeda Training Class Aboard Flight to U.S.

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Dow Jones Industrial Average Means Everything to Unemployed Man

Wall Street Posts Strong Gains on Knowledge it Can Do Whatever the Fuck it Wants

Obama Meets with Bank Executives to Ask for Better Pin Number

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Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die

Death Panel Rules Palin be Tweeted to Death

Illegal Immigrants Not Entitled to Health

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Congressman Voting His Conscience, or Whatever That’s Called

Palin Pens Exquisite, Nuanced Facebook Update

Illegal Immigrant Will Take Over as Host of ‘Lou Dobbs Tonight’