An assisted-living facility in Evanston, Illinois.

John Galt Living in Government-Assisted Housing Paid for by Medicaid

John Galt, the central character in Ayn Rand’s epic 1957 novel “Atlas Shrugged” is living in a government-assisted housing project built specifically for elderly Illinois residents.

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Dow Jones Industrial Average Means Everything to Unemployed Man

“If the Dow moves up, I get very happy, very content,” Daniel said. “It’s as if I don’t have any problems anymore.”

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Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die

A Democratic House member has made his amendment even more restrictive.

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Atlantic Ocean Prices Rise to $2.79 per Gallon

The price of a gallon of the Atlantic Ocean’s water rose 5.4 cents Friday, reaching a record high $2.79.

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John Galt Living in Government-Assisted Housing Paid for by Medicaid

Congressman Voting His Conscience, or Whatever That’s Called

Palin Pens Exquisite, Nuanced Facebook Update

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Dow Jones Industrial Average Means Everything to Unemployed Man

Wall Street Posts Strong Gains on Knowledge it Can Do Whatever the Fuck it Wants

Obama Meets with Bank Executives to Ask for Better Pin Number

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Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die

Death Panel Rules Palin be Tweeted to Death

Illegal Immigrants Not Entitled to Health

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Atlantic Ocean Prices Rise to $2.79 per Gallon

Unmanned Drone Put in Charge of War in Afghanistan

Terrorist Smuggles Entire al-Qaeda Training Class Aboard Flight to U.S.