Bill That Would Result in Death of Majority of Americans Falls Three Votes Short in Senate

Bill That Would Result in Death of Majority of Americans Falls Three Votes Short in Senate

The bill was defeated in a 52-48 vote. It would have disallowed every American except the top two percent of earners from seeking access to oxygen.

U.S. Sets Record for Most Muslim Countries Invaded Simultaneously

President Obama said the United States is “extremely proud” of setting the new record for most Muslim countries being invaded at one time by a single nation or fighting force.

NYPD Officers Pepper-Spray One Another at Annual Retreat

Officer Reginald Taylor, originally from Queens, was declared the winner after besting a total of eight opponents.

New Hampshire Residents Terrified Rick Santorum Might Try to Connect with Them Personally

GOP hopeful Rick Santorum, buoyed by a close second-place finish in the Iowa Caucus, now looks towards New Hampshire. But if Santorum is excited, New Hampshire residents are something else — terrified.

New Hampshire voters

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Terrorist Smuggles Entire al-Qaeda Training Class Aboard Flight to U.S.

Authorities are piecing together clues as to how an alleged terrorist was able to smuggle 12 of his al-Qaeda training school classmates onto a flight from Germany to Chicago in his carry-on luggage.