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Sunday, April 6th, 2008

From the Archives: President to Outline Plan to Outline Plan

White House spokesman Scott McClellan announced today that President Bush plans to unveil “an outline of his plan to create an outline for a plan” during a nationally televised address Sunday night. McClellan said the address would “make clear the President has a clear and discernible plan for creating a bold, far-reaching outline for a [...]

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

From the Archives: Bush Threatens Veto Unless Reid and Pelosi Can Guess How Many Fingers He’s Holding Up

Washington - President Bush threatened to veto a workplace health care bill proposed by leading Democrats Friday, unless those Democrats were able to guess how many fingers the president had held up behind his back. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada co-sponsored the so-called Workplace Wellness Bill, which would [...]

Friday, April 4th, 2008

From the Archives: President Announces National Mediocre Spelling Week

Washington - At a brief press conference on the White House lawn Wednesday afternoon, President Bush declared next week National Mediocre Spelling Week, which will highlight unusual or incorrect spelling and pronunciation among the nation’s youth. The week will officially begin on the Monday following Thanksgiving, and run until the following Monday. “I was thinking [...]

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

From the Archives: Straight Idiots Free to Marry, Reproduce at Will

KANSAS CITY, Kansas - Kansas voters yesterday approved an amendment to their state constitution banning gay marriage, with roughly 70% voting for the amendment and only 30% opposing. Meanwhile, Tennessee residents approved the “Multiply With Whiskey Not Math” provision, as it was nicknamed in local papers, which allows stupid Tennesseans to marry and have children [...]

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

From the Archives: Bush, Putin Make Out, Fight, Make Out

MOSCOW - In what is shaping up to be the roller coaster romance of the summer, U.S. President George Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin ran through all the many permutations of their heated romance while Bush was in Moscow to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the Allied victory over Nazi Germany in World War [...]

Friday, August 10th, 2007

The Incredible Short Film Lit Is Now On Google Video

The incredible short comedy film, Lit, is now posted on Google Video. You can go here to watch, or watch it below.
Thank you,
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